.... you have nearly a case of Pepsi and you detest the vile drink
because your great-grandmother taught you to love Coke at an early age
and you had just bought a case of Pepsi for your mother two days before she died?
You would do what any techno whiz would do.
You would google Pepsi recipes.
Tonight we will be dining on a Pepsi Roast.
We'll let you know how it turns out.