Oh, look at those straight rows.
But wait, these aren't pictures of my farmer
Doesn't the farmer remember back to 1992?
When he had his then girlfriend drive a tractor
during harvest. Somehow unexplained to this day,
the girl friend backed into a horse tank
and flattened it.
Good thing the farmer has turned 40 and
doesn't remember the olden days.
Other wise he wouldn't have
trusted Sister Two with such an important job on
a Sunday afternoon.
Sister Two's husband actually trusted her with such a job!
Why is that such a surprise?
Hey wait, why is Sister Two's hands not on the steering wheel?
This might make the farmer husband think twice
about his decision to turn her loose on a
new John Deere tractor. Remember the horse tank episode?
I was instructed not to touch the steering wheel.
All I have to do is run these levers, at the end of the field rows.
To lift the schlagel and planter up and
turn the tractor into position for the next pass.
Then turn the GPS System on again.
I keep an eye on the monitor to make sure
things are lined up.
These monitors tell me that
the fertilizer is being applied and the
corn seed is being planted.
Then I have to watch out the back
window to make sure the that the
balls are floating in both the left and right sides.
This also tells me that the fertilizer is being applied,
and the corn seed planted.
I think I want to trade my desk job in for the life of a farmer.
Any one hiring?